Humor.hack :: Lewis Black on religion
Monday, March 31, 2008 Labels: humor.hack 0 commentsFunny take on how the New Testament is the "new and improved sequel" to the Hebrew Bible. And other various bits of holy humor.
a bottom-up faith
in a top-down world
Funny take on how the New Testament is the "new and improved sequel" to the Hebrew Bible. And other various bits of holy humor.
Today's humor comes from this parody of "What if God was one of us", a blast from the 90s past!
You gotta laugh a bit at this parody of "Baby Got Back" but also pokes fun at bible-bangers.
What is Hacking Christianity?
Why on earth would I choose THAT as a name for a blog?
Is this some HomoLiberalAgenda to gain access into heaven by beating the Christian beliefs?
Take a deep breath...
Since hacking is a loaded term (it got you to read this, didn't it?),
there's got to be some nuances as to what I mean by this.
Here it is:
We live in a post-Christian world...
Hear it again: We live in a post-Christian world.
What this means is that Christianity is no longer the dominant narrative, nor does it shape what the world thinks like in previous centuries. To remain relevant, Christianity must find ways to place itself in the rhythms of the world, or, better, to beckon the world to the rhythms of the Christian way.
The digital age has complicated this effort. We can choose which channel to always watch (Fox News or CNN, etc), we can choose which blogs to read, we can even customize our news and search filters to always come from the same avenues or philosophies.
The digital age has made living in an echo-chamber a very easily achievable reality...an echo-chamber that often has its mind made up already about Christianity in general, and individual Christians in particular.
Is all hope lost?
Is all lost? By no means! You are reading this blog. :-)
This blog seeks to hack Christianity.
What that means is that Christianity is a system of symbols and doctrines that interrelate to make real the life and teachings of Jesus Christ.
I have dedicated my own life to this system of ideas because I believe the story of Christ speaks most clearly to me. However, not everyone can claim the Christian story as easily. Roadblocks and preconceived notions keep them from integrating themselves into the Christian story.
The idealist in me says there must be some way to "hack" the system of symbols and make it more accessible and relevant to the digital age. By that I don't mean a system of salvation (that's God's business), but the way our ideas, doctrines, and symbols interrelate can form a more accessible notion of Christianity not dictated by middle-ages atonement theories or first-century declarations of women or modern pigeon-holing of Christianity to one political party.
How can we do this?
This is not hollywood. There are helpful definitions of "hacking" that can relate closely to what I mean by "hacking Christianity." Let's look at some of them:
Conclusions
So, that's it. Interspersed between pastoral anecdotes will be hacks: examinations of how these ideas, internet videos, or current events hack Christianity and make it more accessible and open to modern culture...always viewed from a pastoral perspective.
This sounds corny and considerably nerdy. Well, it is. But bloggers need a passion to drive them, and readers need content other than hearing about my day to come back.
So subscribe to the blog, and hopefully you will find some things from different perspectives too.
Curriculum Vitae for Rev. Jeremy Smith
Academic Diplomas
2006, Masters of Divinity, Cum Laude, Boston University School of Theology, Boston, MA
2002, B.A. Religion, Cum Laude, Oklahoma City University, Oklahoma City, OK
1998, High School Diploma, Magna Cum Laude, Broken Arrow High School, Broken Arrow, OK
Academic Honors
2003, Merit Scholarship, Boston University School of Theology
2002, Graduation Honors, Oklahoma City University
2001, Undergraduate Fellowship, The Fund for Theological Education, Nashville, TN
1998, Bishop’s Scholarship, Oklahoma City University
Ministerial Credentials
2006, Cross-Conference Membership, New England Annual Conference, United Methodist Church, Boston, MA
2006, Probationary Membership [Elder's Orders], Oklahoma Annual Conference, United Methodist Church, Tulsa, OK
2006, License to Preach, Oklahoma Annual Conference, United Methodist Church, Tulsa, OK
2003, Certified Candidate for Ministry, Oklahoma Annual Conference, United Methodist Church, Oklahoma City, OK
Certifications Completed
2006, Sexual Ethics Training, Healthy Congregations/Healthy Boundaries, Concord, MA
2005, Clinical Pastoral Education, New England Baptist Hospital, Brookline, MA
Pastoral Record
2006-present, Pastor, First Church of Winthrop, United Methodist, Winthrop, MA
2004-2005, Pastoral Intern, Cambridge Welcoming Ministries, Cambridge, MA
1999, Pastoral Intern, St. Stephens United Methodist Church, Broken Arrow, OK
Religious Work Record
2004-2005, After-School Tutor, Fourth Presbyterian Church, South Boston, MA
2004, Children's Counselor, MazeMakers, Fourth Presbyterian Church, South Boston, MA
2001-2003, Student Ministries Administrative Assistant, New Covenant United Methodist Church, Edmond, OK
2000, Building Superintendent, Wesley United Methodist Church, Oklahoma City, OK
Secular Work Record
2002-2003, Customer Service Representative III, Oklahoma Natural Gas, Edmond, OK
2002, Administrative Assistant, MIDI for Kids, Oklahoma City, OK
Courses Taught
Each One a Minister, Lay Speaking Academy, 2007
NextChurch.Now, Lay Speaking Academy, 2007
A Ministry of Caring, Lay Speaking Academy, 2008
Boards
Member, Boston University School of Theology Alumni Board, 2006-present
Affiliations
none
For further clarity on any line of this Curriculumn Vitae, please email me.
HackingChristianity (HX.net) is the personal website of Rev. Jeremy Smith, a pastor in the United Methodist Church.
My passions are Christian ministry, social justice, and internet theory. You will find all three of those here!
After running anonymous and pseudonymous blogs for the past 5 years, I've decided to take the plunge and run my own personal website. I got tired of running into people and wanted to say "yeah, I've blogged about you" or talking about current events and wanted to say "yeah, I've blogged about that"...but I couldn't because they were anonymous blogs or part of a group blog. There's a lack of accountability associated with anonymous blogs that I'm just not comfortable with now that I'm in a pastoral role.
So, here we are. HackingChristianity.net. The origins of the website name are discussed here. Don't freak out, it's more nerdy than blasphemous...I promise.
Thanks for stopping by. If you want to learn more about where I've been and my experiences, my CV is here.
Fun times!
~Jeremy
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